Yo' Mama

[PVVikeFan]

Yo' Mama is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo' Mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Yo' Mama is so short when she pulls up her stockings she can't see where she's going.

Yo' Mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

[JCFORME]

Yo' mama's glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving at her.

Yo' mama got one leg longer then the other and her name is Ilene.

[PVVikeFan]

Yo' Mama is so fat she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo' Mama is so fat she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo' Mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

[JCFORME]

Yo' mama so fat everytime she wears a Tommy H shirt helicopters try to land on her,(you know with the H on her back).

Yo' mama so fat when she got hit by a car she turned around and said "Who threw that rock?"

Yo' mama so old she farts dust.

Yo' mama smells so bad she put on odor eaters took 3 steps and disappeared.

[MikMo]

Yo mama is so fat, you cut her leg and gravy pours out.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she can butter her bread with them.

Yo mama's so fat, her stomach has it's own zip code.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so fat, the space shuttle orbits her.

[MikMo]

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

[JCFORME]

I believe i'm done, i know when i've been bested.

[Rocky]

yo mamas so fat her blood type is ragu.
yo mamas teeth are so nasty she spits yoohoo
yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

[PVVikeFan]

Yo' Mama is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo' Mama is so dumb when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Yo' Mama is so dumb she sold the car for gas money.

Yo' Mama is so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

[Rocky]

yo mama is so stupid she gave your uncle a........ haha may need to pm! its a good one
your mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles the sun goes down AND cars slow down.
yo mamas so greasy she sweats crisco. (has that one been said? haha)
yo mamas so greasy texaco buys oil off her.
yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio
yo mama is so skinny she wears belts with latex! HAHA*
yo mama's head is so small...... she got her ear pierced and died
yo mama is so hairy she gave you carpet burn at birth
yo mama is so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock.

thats all for now..... more to come later. and yes, these are all from old school playground wars.